I wish I could resteem your classic; this post should not be allowed to disappear into the vast murky ocean of blockchain. Hope you don't mind if I mention (with link) in some post of mine. Perhaps I can think of a reason for doing so in a story I write.

What if I call the story "Watch out! Asshole piles it on" or "Asshole bites back"

Nope, we'll have to wait and see.
:)

EDIT: In the meantime, have bookmarked.