Two super simple and quick tricks to fuck Justin and the rest of the steem-cock suckers in the ass

in #steem5 years ago

Initially, the title of this post was about to be "how to fuck justin in the ass". But recently, Justin decided to delegate crazy amounts of the ninja mined stake to some of the biggest steem cock suckers to have ever existed, cock suckers that are now on a spree downvoting anyone who dares criticise their god Justin or them.

Remember, these are the same fucking people that while sucking Justin's micropenis, where making big statements about how they agree with Justin that the downvote feature should be removed from steem. And now they use the delegated ninja mine to downvote the people who don't like. Hypocrisy at its best. So fuck them too. 

Anyways. If you are anything like me, you continue to cross post on steem in order to milk every last penny from that shithole for however long till Justin totally fucks it with his incompetence. And maybe you are already doing the two simple tricks I am about to tell you. Or maybe not.

Ok, the first thing you need to do if you want to fuck Justin and his cock sucking pals, is to change your steem profile link and make it point to hive or the hive interface of your preference. I prefer peakd, so I have linked to my dpeak page. Here's a photo to show you what I mean:

To add a link to your profile, just head to your profile settings and add it as shown in the image below. Please note, it will take 1-2 minutes for the change to appear in your profile.

As promised, simple and quick.

And now to the second simple trick. When cross posting, always make sure to first publish your post on the hive chain. Then, once you copy paste your post to steem, make sure to always include a link in that post, that points to your original post on hive. Just a link on the bottom is more than enough:

Again, quick and simple.

How all this shit helps hive ?

As you may know, the most important source of traffic for any website is google and to a lesser extent the other search engines. Now, google considers many factors when ranking sites on its search resuts. For example, how old a site is. A site that is 5-6 years old is usually deemed more trustworthy. Now, hive is pretty new so there's nothing we can do about this other than...wait, lol. Still, this is just one ranking factor and not the most important one.

The two most important are if the content on a site was published there first and how many backlinks said content (and the whole domain!) has. With the tricks above you hit two birds with one stone. 

Just by publishing your piece on hive first, google will usually get that it was published on hive first. However, sometimes google is stupid and it might consider steemit as the place your piece was originally posted. One reason this might happen is because steemit.com is a much older domain with more "Trust" in the eyes of google. However, by putting a link as shown above, you ensure that google will know that the piece was first published on Hive!

But that's not only it. Your profile and post links, will boost the Hive domain "Trust" in general when ranking in Google. These links won't help just your posts to rank, but also the posts of your fellow Hivians or whatever we are called.

Ideally, if you are not lazy, you can edit all your past steem posts  to include a link to the corresponding hive posts. After some time, Google will eventually crawl your old posts too, and start ranking the posts from Hive (instead of the ones from Steemit) because it will understand that the content has permanently "migrated".  But I get that would take too much time, especially for the old peeps here!  So just a link to your new posts will suffice.

Remember, by doing the above, you ensure the Steemit traffic will continue to plummet while helping the traffic of Hive rise.

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Great post! I did my webpage link just yesterday and changed it from steemit.com

haha I've done this already before it became cool :p

I don't see how dimming another's candle helps brighten mine.
I think people can use both chains for good stuff. They don't have to fuck one of them over.

Oh now you are against fucking AFTER Justin has fucked Steem with the help of exchanges.
Now the fucking should stop?

I say no... now its our turn to fuck him.

Regards dear @trumpman.

You must be alert with this procedure that you describe to us.
The steemit TOS were recently modified. So:

14.1.7. Use our services to promote third-party platforms or to promote each other without our written permission.

They could use these clauses to take repressive actions.

Stay safe.
Your friend, Juan.

your friend, Juan

You are not my friend. Go suck Justin's dick

You totally misinterpreted my message.

Hi @juanmolina

I think it's best to ignore @trumpman. He clearly is one of those people who have some severe anger issues. Unpleasent keyboard warrior.

Why such an abusive language ? :/