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Yeah, I think that's the party I got invited to but couldn't go because I had "plans." Ha! How is that story even real...

The troubled hooker, whose father is also a CEO of a large tech company in California...

The man, a 53-year-old monkey trainer...

That's comedic gold right there. That writer should be on Steemit.

Speaking of which... Isn't it fun how we're all back to talking in circles about some of the same things we've been talking in circles about since they invented the circle?

Do you really think someone invented the circle?

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Well, yeah, I mean, haven't you ever heard the legend? That guy went to work one day, started building squares on the production line, like any normal day before that. It was almost lunch break and he still had work to do, but was SUPER hungry, so he cut some corners to get the job done faster, and that square took on the shape of something like -----> O <----- one of those. The boss liked it and promoted him to lead shift supervisor, and you know what his name was? That's right!

Juan Circle

Damn
Fuck school, only told me shit

Thanks sir

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The title cracked me up. Lol..

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