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Omg... a lawnmower, I always wanted one!!! please take me instead of baah... I promise I will sleep in the shed

I am not opposed to having two husbands. There's room in the basement for both of you. You just have to mow it first.

Yes... I call dibs on the jars of pickled pigs feet!


All yours, bro.

Misery loves company?

Who has the @misery account? I want it.. ill pay 2 Steem for it!!

I think Kathy Bates owns that one. She'll probably ask for more than that.

Freaking Kathy, after I looked after her squirrels for a week...

Wait! Me! Pick me! I NEEEEEED a basement.

For things... and stuff... and .... it's a secret! You wouldn't understand!

OMG Carrie... Please pick me over Bah... I mean he is better looking than me, I know.. but.. I'll buy you a puppy.. he won't buy you one I'm sure of it.

@meno!!!! YOu pre-cheat on me with Carrie!!!! You've been demoted to the shed.

OOH NOOOES!!!

YES!! THE SHED

Hrmm.... A puppy, you say....

I DO love four-legged fur-babies....

I'll have to think on this... it's a big decision.

Please consider this, yes... I'm willing to throw in a ferret too..

Oh nooooos!

I already accepted Serena's hand in maaaaaarrriiiaaagge.

Threesome?
I mean, think there's a more 'PC' term nowadays... but you catch my drift. ;)

What about Baah? is he out? I would feel terrible if we dont include him somehow.

Carrie, I am not opposed to having 2 husbands AND a wife. My basement is HUGE and I understand A LOT ..... i think i would understand. So.....
Marry me?????? I have cookies.

We're all gonna look back on May of '18 as the time Helpie became the center of polyamory on Steemit.

What?! Cookies!

I pick YOU!!!!!