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RE: Steemit Update

in #steem6 years ago

Oh shit, I totally overslept today. Did I get laid off too? Where will I stay? Where will I get my special shampoo made out of panda tears with baby penguin feather applicators? We were just hiring like a week ago. What happened? When I file for unemployment will I get paid in imaginary money? I guess I could reach out to @valvenusent and see if he can put me in contact with The Rock and see if he is ok with taking me in.
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If that falls through I guess I could try and get ahold of jerry scamfield and see what new con project he is working on.
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Gumby Jerry made my day.

lol, a Gumby Jerry. Do you have any collector bobblehead Jerrys?

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You may have solved all our problems right there. @ned let's get a Mr. Meseeks. He will fix everything. Together our powers are limitless. With his ability to fix things and my dashing good looks, we can take steem to the moon.

I don't think the head bobbles quite enough for "that".

I adore you!

And I adore you @kerrywolf. I see you are new to the platform. I just want to extend a heartfelt welcome. I hope you enjoy it here.

My love for the people is strong like super hold hair gel. That's my secret.

I am getting tired of that little prick getting all the attention. I AM HAIR TOO!!! I demand equal rights. I am tired of the hair pay gap. Support beard sufferage on hard fork 21.

Well thank you, sir, but in all reality, perfect hair is no laughing matter.