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well if that doesn't scare off literally everone, i don't know what will. 😋

Well, I wasn't hoping to scare them. More just entice them to pay for my gamerdude nudes on Patreon. Maybe offer them some of my shower water to boot.

i hear showerwater is all the rage these days. $30 a bottle, right?

Those are some pussyboi numbers. We're talking about 100 percent pure gamerboi water. We're easily talking about $2800 per bottle.