MMA wannabe versus 4 guards

From the wannabe's own admission:
Guys it's a long story..it's me there, I didn't intend to hurt anyone, I could've fight back easily yea, I just threw few kicks to keep him away, then these morons just jumped me, I didnt even fought back, I'm not dumb, I don't want problem with the police, for me it's just funny man, I admit it was my mistake. I Slapped him which I said sorry and they all did too, it was just a big misunderstanding, and to the guy who was recording FUCk YOU! Stupid internet twerps l, ain't got nothing better to do.