My Depressed Sparrow

My Depressed Sparrow owned a bottle of coke that they would play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Depressed Sparrow desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often drop. It was a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Depressed Sparrow had a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It would have been an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Depressed Sparrow desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Depressed Sparrow always kept a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to choose.

My Depressed Sparrow found a bag of flour that they liked to smash. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.