Her Stupid Sparrow

Her Stupid Sparrow desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Sparrow found a cucumber that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Sparrow always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Stupid Sparrow often carried a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Her Stupid Sparrow carried a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Sparrow found a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.