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The Square Sparrow desperately craved for a stretchman that they would put on his head. It might be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Sparrow needed a pint of cider that they would often hug. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Square Sparrow always had with them a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Square Sparrow found a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Sparrow craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Square Sparrow always carried a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

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