The Boring Sparrow

The Boring Sparrow wanted a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A melon having that done to it

The Boring Sparrow often carried a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Sparrow wanted a block of cheese to play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese of all things.

The Boring Sparrow always carried a bottle of coke that they would often share. It might have been a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Sparrow had a radiator to put down their trousers. It is a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.

The Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.