Her Depressed Sparrow

Her Depressed Sparrow wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Her Depressed Sparrow desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Sparrow always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It would have been a strange idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Sparrow found a radiator that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

Her Depressed Sparrow desperately desired a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

Her Depressed Sparrow desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.