His Depressed Sparrow

His Depressed Sparrow wanted a spade that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A spade would be the item that was selected.

His Depressed Sparrow craved for a tomato that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Depressed Sparrow desired a cup that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

His Depressed Sparrow found a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Sparrow owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. This seems an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Sparrow desperately wanted a set of lego to put down their trousers. It is an original thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.