The Orange Sparrow

The Orange Sparrow always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Sparrow found a cup that they would often share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A cup being the item opted for.

The Orange Sparrow found a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Sparrow always carried a big sponge that they would often break. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Orange Sparrow wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was sublime. A custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Sparrow always had with them a melon that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.