Grumpy Sparrow

Grumpy Sparrow looked for a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It would be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

Grumpy Sparrow desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often share. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

Grumpy Sparrow owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Grumpy Sparrow desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Grumpy Sparrow often carried a cheese grater that they would throw. It is an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Grumpy Sparrow desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.