A Bum Loving Sparrow

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Sparrow looked for a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately wanted a pint of cider to throw. This could be considered a different idea, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Sparrow carried a pen that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desired a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Sparrow looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.