My Adventurous Sparrow

My Adventurous Sparrow wanted a melon that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Adventurous Sparrow found a bat that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

My Adventurous Sparrow had a block of cheese that they would often worship. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Sparrow had a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Adventurous Sparrow owned a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to select.

My Adventurous Sparrow desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.