A Bewildered Sparrow

A Bewildered Sparrow had a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It would have been a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Sparrow desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

A Bewildered Sparrow had a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Sparrow desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A bat being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Sparrow desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Sparrow often carried a melon that they liked to drop. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.