The Crazy Sparrow

The Crazy Sparrow craved for a mug that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Sparrow often carried a crown that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Sparrow needed a bottle of wine to play with. This seems a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Sparrow always kept a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Sparrow desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Sparrow always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.