His Boring Sparrow

His Boring Sparrow carried a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It was a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Boring Sparrow found a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Boring Sparrow found a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Boring Sparrow desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Sparrow desperately desired a crown that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was sublime. A crown would be the chosen thing.