Her Bewildered Sparrow

Her Bewildered Sparrow always kept a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Sparrow wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Sparrow wanted a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Sparrow had a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Sparrow always carried a teapot that they liked to play with. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Her Bewildered Sparrow searched for a cup that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.