The Square Sparrow

The Square Sparrow desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Square Sparrow always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Square Sparrow always kept a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

The Square Sparrow often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Sparrow desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to smash. This seems an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Sparrow had a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.