Their Boring Sparrow

Their Boring Sparrow owned a cucumber that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Their Boring Sparrow desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.

Their Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Sparrow carried a rubber chicken that they liked to demolish. This seems a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Sparrow desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Sparrow wanted a mug to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.