A Scary Sparrow

A Scary Sparrow looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Sparrow carried a wig that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Sparrow desperately craved for a CD player that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to select.

A Scary Sparrow desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Scary Sparrow searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. It should have been a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Sparrow always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. It is an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was amazing. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.