The Stupid Sparrow

The Stupid Sparrow always carried a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen item.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a ball that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Sparrow always kept a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Sparrow searched for a stretchman that they liked to hug. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Sparrow always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Sparrow searched for a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was out of this world. A set square is the thing that was chosen.