Their Lovely Sparrow

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It might be an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Sparrow always kept a cup to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A cup being the item opted for.

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lovely Sparrow always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately craved for a bat that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.