Apparently I can become a mayor of Asgardia....in space

in #space6 years ago

Dear Lord.

Sometimes, just for the sake of curiosity, I do things I later regret.

One of them was dating a lesbian, to test my male powers of charisma and persuasion. I blame that one on young hubris. (In reality it were lazy Cupid's blind arrows. Terrible dating counselor and always leaving out the pesky little details).

The other was enrolling to become an inhabitant of the first nation in space, which, after I read the draft constitution, turned out to be a Russian royal autocracy, evoking a yearning to return to the period prior to communism, ... as if the age of the Tsars was a reference. I blame the latter on the journalistic curiosity of getting the inside view... But if I am honest, and just call it what it is, I am a space nerd, till death. The only twelve step program I am ever going to take, is the stairway to heaven. I actually was jealous of the beautiful bald head of Jean Luc Piccard in Star Trek the Next Generation, since it aided in giving him the statesmanship he exhumed and I -who also wanted to boldly go-, aspired. It must be that the power of self delusion runs deep in me. By family name I am also a big cat, so I would be saving a cliché if curiosity would end up killing me.

So here's the thing.

I actually like the romantic notion of building new nations in space gradually cutting of their ties to Earth. It is bound to eventually happen sometime in the not so distant future. The decimated rocket launch prizes also help a lot. You know: SpaceX, Bezos, Bigelow, China... The idea of the clean slate filled in with the ideals of the uncorrupted. And if you like bitcoin and the entire peer-to-peer or blockchain movement, you either are a criminal or a bright man believing in your own abilities and decentralized sovereign powers. What will it be?

Well, if I become a more active member of Asgardia, I will be helping an autarch, the founder of Asgardia, in fulfilling his fantasy of becoming a king. If I don't warn the others that they are gradually empowering a monster, I would be forsaking the duty of any man in keeping the powers of darkness at bay.

So I do the next best thing... I write a powerless article on mighty steem. Because steem has steem power and the articles, thanks to internet, are given legs. Yeah!!!

So, I throw it into the group:

What would your reaction be if you get the following letter in your mail-box (active links have been removed).

A) become a passive observing member of Asgardia, since it is harmless?

B) become an active voting member of Asgardia?

C) Go and read the constitution? (google it)

D) Run for mayor?

E) Something else, maybe something brave-ish, activist-ish????

Here is the letter:


*""""🚀 Election of the Mayors Of Asgardia. 8 days left

from Asgardia The Space Nation to its members

Dear Asgardian!

The mayoral elections are going on right now, and there are only two weeks left for you to participate!

Who is a mayor of Asgardia?

Future mayors will be the link between the residents of the space nation in various localities and central government bodies of Asgardia – the Head of Nation, the Government and the Parliament. In the future, mayors will decide upon the course of action for their cities/districts, based on the unified general direction of Asgardia. Mayors are the representatives of Asgardia in their cities/districts who can convey the meaning of initiatives and the philosophy of governmental authorities, and to relay feedback from the local community back to the government.

How does one become a mayoral candidate?

Visit our "election page" [nvdr:link removed] on the website Asgardia.space and register by clicking on the ‘Become a Mayor’ link. Pay the "registration fee" [nvdr:link removed] and post your election programme on your personal profile page.

If you want to support a candidate you like from your city or country, vote for them on their personal profile, and share their election programme on Asgardia’s pages and in social media.

Participate in the mayoral elections of Asgardia – become a representative of the Asgardian community or support your candidate!

Welcome to the mayoral elections in the first ever space nation!

For all questions, please contact us: [nvdr: mail adress removed]
We will be happy to help!

Best regards,
Mayoral elections support team"""*


Fire away with your wit. Or... really do something with your life. You have eight days to become a mayor!!! A fr*king mayor.

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Great piece mate...i am following you up on this story fell free to do same yeah.

Already on it. I've just given you some of that particular type of love you needed. Have fun.

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