The Eccentric Snake

The Eccentric Snake desperately needed a set square that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A set square being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Snake desperately wanted a spade to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Snake desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Snake desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Snake craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Snake needed a helmet that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.