The Exciting Snake

The Exciting Snake always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Exciting Snake had a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be stunning. A bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Snake looked for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Snake always had with them a sword to eat. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Snake desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.