The Cute Snake

The Cute Snake desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an exciting action, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Cute Snake carried a stapler that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler being the item selected.

The Cute Snake desperately needed a sponge that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

The Cute Snake carried a ball that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Cute Snake always had with them a melon that they sometimes share. This seems an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Snake desired a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.