Boring Snake

Boring Snake needed a little monkey to sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Snake desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Snake always kept a pint of cider that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Boring Snake desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a new activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Boring Snake desired a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Boring Snake desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered it was epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.