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Sure, but I am good at falling up also... What's that do for me?! NOTHING. I'd probably be stuck mid-air... forever. Falling down, and up. Canceling each other out. ha

Like a piece of buttered toast strapped to a cat's back!

Buttered toast always lands on the butter when you drop it. Cats always land on their feet. So if you strap buttered toast to a cat, it can't land "wrong" so it can't land at all, and you achieve anti-gravity. Because Science! ... and reasons...

By golly, you're right! mind blown

It's just physics and geometry mostly.