Pretty Los Angeles

in #short7 years ago

Virginia Smith had always loved pretty Los Angeles with its wonderful, wide-eyed waters. It was a place where she felt irritable.

She was a smart, considerate, port drinker with hairy eyebrows and ginger moles. Her friends saw her as an attractive, ashamed author. Once, she had even saved an unlawful old lady that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of woman he was.

Virginia walked over to the window and reflected on her damp surroundings. The drizzle rained like swimming rats.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bob Platt. Bob was an optimistic vicar with fluffy eyebrows and fragile moles.

Virginia gulped. She was not prepared for Bob.

As Virginia stepped outside and Bob came closer, she could see the victorious glint in his eye.

Bob gazed with the affection of 5024 predatory tough tortoises. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."

Virginia looked back, even more anxious and still fingering the damp banana. "Bob, I love you," she replied.

They looked at each other with sleepy feelings, like two old-fashioned, odd owls eating at a very brave rave, which had piano music playing in the background and two patient uncles eating to the beat.

Suddenly, Bob lunged forward and tried to punch Virginia in the face. Quickly, Virginia grabbed the damp banana and brought it down on Bob's skull.

Bob's fluffy eyebrows trembled and his fragile moles wobbled. He looked sneezy, his emotions raw like a bumpy, boiled book.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Bob Platt was dead.

Virginia Smith went back inside and made herself a nice glass of port.

THE END

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