Poo Pistol PSA
It's Sunday morning here, yesterday I ate homemade chili and drank cheap beer(see evidence) from previous post https://steemit.com/xmas/@skramatters/skramatters-1544857504219-skramatterss-instagram-feed--20181215-080504
I had my morning cup of Joe and then felt the forces of nature stirring my internal server aka POT (proof of toilet)
Look, everybody does it right? 💩 Butt, what they don't all do is have a crack cleanse after each delegation to the original shit post. I'm looking at u western Earth! You see some us arguably more civilised folk that spell civilised with an "s" and the like, are fully utilising our plumbing tech. We don't see toilet paper alone as efficacious for handling excrement and cling-ons from Uranus. Do we use tp? Yes, but it's a final authorization and pat-dry shituation. Not, a that's good enough I'll buy new knickers and walk around with swamp ass for the rest of the day. Ewwww😷
Once u spray dat crack u can never go back! The weapon of choice you must have in your bathroom is known as the bum gun, the poo pistol, the shit shooter, and many more perhaps. Without it's use case I can only ASSume ur lacking in the fresh feel defartment..I'm sure of it in fact!
It's Sunday the day of rest as I said before and I righteously proclaim from the throne where I hath composed this post that cleanliness is next to godliness. Even if you're an atheist or whatever I think you'd agree beings of a higher order whether divine or not probably have a clean stinker. Need more proof?!? Dreezy Drake does the poo pistol..FYI if you spray more than 15 seconds you're playing with it. Also, for Americans I'm designing a butt bazooka as I know you guys love big blasters, the ASS assailant AR-15 needs refinement but will also be released in the fecal year of 2019.
This PSA brought to you by skramatters which is in every way supported by the wash yo crack alliance and it's subshitiaries..
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Hey skramatters, thanks for the post!
I would say its a good post, but its outright nasty. No resteem (@hobo.media is not resteeming a topic on cleaning one's ass), but you got an upvote and a follow out of it. ;)
@hobo-media I appreciate your support and understand why a resteem is out of the question. Defecation of character must be avoided at all costs. I will have to approach this topic in a more subtle manner if I ever want my line of high pressure hand held sanitary sprayers to take off. All nasty jokes and bad puns aside it is remarkable that these things aren't used by all humaroids. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.. 🤗 I promise only a small percentage of my posts are potty training related.
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