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Being a leg man, I guess, I look at her turd snipper, first.

I think if your a leg man your also a bum man. Same general area.

but there both sooo goood..........!

Just make sure you choose one with both then Ash ;-)

See, it is very hard to be a man! These are the most complicated decisions in the world, and my mind is kept well preoccupied thinking about the answers to them!

Fascinating post.