Fun facts #2 - Another 5 weirdest things women ever put in their pussies... even if they shouldn't

in #sex6 years ago


Her pussy started to stretch getting wider and wider. The overwhelming feeling of pleasure started to feel her out and leading her to the greatest paradise. Slowly... More and more...

Here is another part of the weirdest things put into the pussy. This time based on Reddit confessions.

1. Draco Malfoy Action Figure


Draco Malfoy. I had one of the figurines and one sunday, I decided to shove it in my vagina. I was 14 and didn't know any better!

2. Screwdriver Set


Not all that strange but a girlfriend of mine would steal the family screwdriver set and successively stick each one in her vagina, getting bigger and bigger. They each represented someone she knew. Bigger meant older, so these sessions ended with her fantasizing about someone's dad who she thought was hot... Forgot to mention she was somewhere in the 10-12 age range at the time.

3. Cowbell


I know I'm late, but one day post-coitus my boyfriend and I scanned the room for things to put in my vagina because we were bored. So a flashlight (hoping we could turn it on inside and see light come out of my vagina), and a cowbell. Yes I rang it.

4. Rollerblade Wheel


It was kind of violent on such soft parts, really. I guess I've always liked it rough. It was also before I shaved down there...let's just say pubes caught in rollerblade wheels is not fun.

And last but definitely not least...

4. Pork Loin


Finally got around to making a throw away... but.. Pork Loin, triple wrapped in condoms. I was single and in my early 20's with the libido that could crush all libidos.. I hated the dildo I bought because it was really hard to the touch and those cyberskin one's were really expensive at the time. So I got creative, did the deed, came, and then threw the pork loin away in shame. Feel free to tag as pig fucker.. you know you want to.

Well, what can I say? When nature calls, nothing can stop you ladies ;)

Source: Reddit


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Got my vote man.
What an interesting read.
Got me giggling f sure.

Women have the upper hand when it comes to experimentation.
You wouldn't catch me sticking Gandolf up me arse, or stuffing meat into a johnny to insert into the bum oven .. lol
Bloody hell hahah

Man, there are plenty of stuff women try: an egg beater, curling iron, even a flower vase the shape can do. What can I say? Nothing will stop a woman from ever getting a pleasure :D

Good on em... hehe.
One of life's free pleasures.
you can't put a tax on masturbating... Yeeow.

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This is....deep

Not cool mentioning a kid that's masturbating with screwdrivers here.

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