Sort:  

I still prefer critters. In fact, I might name my little flat it. It might help the posties deliver my mail correctly. They seem to want my neighbour to have it for some reason.

Critters is much better! I'd be tempted to toss a brick at the grifters

I wasn't familiar with the word so had to google it. 😊

Haha... Grifters are to be avoided