The Silly Servant

The Silly Servant always kept a bag of flour that they would put on his head. It should have been a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Silly Servant looked for a cucumber to experiment on. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Servant desperately needed a bat that they liked to cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Servant needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Silly Servant craved for a custard pie to share. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Servant desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.