The Nervous Servant

The Nervous Servant always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. It was considered to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Servant always had with them a computer that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Servant often carried a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is an original idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bat being the item opted for.

The Nervous Servant owned a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Nervous Servant needed a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Servant searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It was an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.