The Bum Loving Servant

The Bum Loving Servant always carried a big sponge to put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Servant wanted a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Servant carried a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Servant found a CD player that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Servant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Servant owned a chocolate bar to share. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.