A Square Servant

A Square Servant carried a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

A Square Servant owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

A Square Servant needed a cheese grater that they would hug. This could be considered an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Square Servant desperately craved for a cup that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Servant found a radiator to break. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

A Square Servant carried a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.