A Bewildered Servant

A Bewildered Servant carried a pint of cider that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Bewildered Servant wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

A Bewildered Servant often carried a computer to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderous. A computer would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Servant desperately looked for a melon that they would worship. It might have been a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a melon being the item selected.

A Bewildered Servant desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Bewildered Servant carried a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be sublime. A little monkey was the chosen thing.