A Tired Servant

A Tired Servant had a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Tired Servant desperately searched for a teapot that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Servant desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Servant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Tired Servant craved for a cup that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

A Tired Servant desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.