His Anxious Servant

His Anxious Servant found a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Servant needed a hat that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A hat was the chosen thing.

His Anxious Servant carried a cucumber that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Anxious Servant desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

His Anxious Servant found a bat to drop. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Servant carried a little monkey that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was selected.