The Silly Servant

The Silly Servant desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Servant always had with them a ball that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Servant needed a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Servant needed a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat of all things.

The Silly Servant owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Servant desperately needed a spade that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.