His Stupid Servant

His Stupid Servant always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Stupid Servant owned a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Servant often carried a set of lego that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Servant searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Servant owned a piece of paper that they would often share. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Servant wanted a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bat was the chosen item.