Their Weary Servant

Their Weary Servant always carried a stapler to put down their trousers. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Their Weary Servant owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels it was awesome. A rubber chicken is the item to select.

Their Weary Servant looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Weary Servant desired a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird thought, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Their Weary Servant desired a helmet to put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Their Weary Servant had a lava lamp that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.