My Round Servant

My Round Servant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

My Round Servant searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was out of this world. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

My Round Servant found a spade that they would experiment on. It might have been an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Round Servant desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Round Servant craved for a hat that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.

My Round Servant wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.