A Cute Servant

A Cute Servant always carried a spade that they would occasionally eat. It was a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A spade being the chosen thing.

A Cute Servant needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Cute Servant searched for a sponge that they liked to play with. It was a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Cute Servant always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

A Cute Servant always had with them a pen to sleep with. It was an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Cute Servant always had with them a sword that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.