Round Servant

Round Servant desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

Round Servant needed a can of coke that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Round Servant craved for a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

Round Servant desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A radiator being the chosen item.

Round Servant looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Round Servant carried a ball that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was opted for.